Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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"I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that."
- Brian Andreas (via zeldawilliams)

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One :) Direction :) where :) the :) fuck :) is :) the :) new :) single :)

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