• Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open
  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat


sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

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Even if you don’t like them, you will now. This will never get old.

(Source: thefilosophie, via ilreland)



Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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