bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via kevinmal0ne)

so it turns out that i might not have a warranty on my phone like calling verizon and using the website and calling apple nothing worked so thats great

also i got my phone exactly a year and a month before its demise so if the warranty was only a year it would have ended exactly a month before it broke so thats also great

im not completely sure what im going to do at this point

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via probablystilldreaming)

I miss playing soccer

joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

(via appleloverash)

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

image

this one did u see it

did u see this

(via its-immortalitymy--darlings)